The Akaaba Group: Scorch The Earth.
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The Mission Statement...
They tried to tell us...
What's wrong with comedy? Who is to blame? Comic's are. Comics are to blame. It is all your fault...


If you're a comic you may be asking yourself, "am I a Hack?" Yes, yes you are. 
Everything about every joke you tell has been done before... 


This is The Mission...

We want to set things right.              

We have sat idly by long enough and we want this bullshit to stop.

We can no longer allow people to get the easy laugh, to get famous off of stolen jokes or allow television networks to dictate what is and isn't entertaining. How many times have you watched a comedian or musician on some television show and he or she stunk the joint up? You know why that is, because networks neuter entertainers to the point where their work is unrecognizable. Even the tamest of jokes get fucked over. We want to end this. You should want to end this.     

We're tired of the theives, the pettiness, the hacks and the censors.

Do you know what the "Safe Harbor" rule is? If you don't, look it up and then ask why all the late night talk shows still censor the hell out of comedians and musical acts. 

For far too long there has been this empty, "family friendly" brand of entertainment dumbing down the masses. Why is it so bad to think anymore? You come out to clubs to be entertained, yes, but who says I have to talk about the stereotypes just to do it? What is so wrong about making you laugh and think about what you're laughing at? Why do you have to listen for buzz words and catch phrases to know when to feel something?     

We need to start over.           We need to scorch the earth and begin again, and with a clear purpose.

Only the strong should perform.              

So here we are, the strong. The wicked. The actual. The original. The strange and quirky. The literal.

It's not about pushing the envelope or being shocking. It's not about clean versus dirty. Its about good entertainment versus bullshit and lies. Everyone has a story to tell, make entertainers tell theirs. If your story has already been told, then you have nothing to say and you should let someone else at it. If you have nothing new to add, then you are obsolete.  Obsolete. When you are obsolete you need to go away. 

Only the strong shall survive and there is strength in numbers. This is the mission, to destroy it all and rebuild it newer, better, stronger.

Don't be afraid to book us in your venue, ask us questions about what we're after or even question our talent. We're grown ups, we can take it. We are not trying to make you hate anyone, or classify anyone into a genre or niche. We simply want you to see that there is more than you have been getting. Much, much more. And more of the good stuff is never a bad thing. We are not who you think we are...


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